Thursday, June 11, 2009


A small petite older Lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out,

"Crisco, Crisssssssco! "

Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Maam, the Crisco is in
Aisle 3."

The Lady replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm Calling
my Husband. He's in here somewhere"

The clerk is astonished. "Your Husband's name is Crisco?"

The old Lady answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out
in Public."

"I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at home?"

"Lard ass.. "

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