* Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!"
* Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
* Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources.
* "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
* To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
* You want to see if it's like the dream.
* So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your
* People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
* Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
* Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
* No one steals your chair